Georges v Morita

I think I may be going stir crazy or something cos here we go again! No rhyme or reason for this bet just fancy it!!

Lumping on Georges as she leads 7-6 3*-3 0-0

Just hope she can hold here!! FFs 0-15 ... 15-15 ... Double bloomin Fault 15-30! ... 15-40!!!!! WTF am I doing??? 30-40 c'mon Georges fight!! ... Deuce!! Good girl ... Ah bow locks! Another Double Fault! BP#3 ... LOL followed with an ACE on 2nd serve to save it!!! ... Another ACE GP!!! TAKE IT!!! ... HOLD!!!!

4-3* Now can we have the old missed BP's followed by a break please oh Tennis Gods? Can't believe the odds ! Only gone down to 1.40 after that hold!! 15-0 ... C'mon Julia got to get at her! ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Damn easy hold!

4*-4 C'mon Georges Nice and easy please! 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 15-30 ... 30-30 Important point here! Yes ACE 40-30 Take It!! ... Holds!

5-4* Got to be a break for GSM!!! 2nd serve .. 0-15 ... 0-30!! Dare I say Oi! Oi!??? ... 2nd serve .. Me and My big mouth ! 15-30 ... 30-30 still just 2 points away! ... 2nd serve .. 30-40!!! TAKE IT!!!!!!! Pffft Deuce ... MP#2 ... 2nd serve .. YESS!!!

GSM

Georges Wins
Profit: £473.92

Mathieu v Marchenko

Marchenko is leading 6-3 3*-3 40-15 when I get involved hoping he can win this game at least!

FFS 40-30 ... Deuce!!! Woe is me!!! ... I do not believe this!! BP!!! ... Saved with an Ace! Deuce#2 ... Ah nuts!! BP#2 ... Deuce #3 ... GP#3 Take It!!! Pffft Deuce#4 ... ACE brings GP#4 This time? ... FFS Double Fault! ... 5th time lucky????? .... Yes!!!!

4-3* Now I can explain my bet before I was so rudely interupted by muppetry!! I have gone for Marchenko mostly because I feel Mathieu is a spent force in tennis nowadays. He is on the fast slide out of the game. Just my opinion and I hope he doesn't prove me wrong tonight!

A Break now would be grrrrrreat!!! ... 15-0 ... 30-0 ... c'mon gotta do better than this!! ... 30-15 better now 3 more please! ... 40-15 ... 40-30 ... c'mon a bit more pressure ... Darn Holds!

4*-4 Easy hold this time then please Illya. 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 40-0 ... Hold to Love !! Sweet!

5-4* Break for GSM anyone ?? AS ever .... YES PLEASE! ... 0-15 c'mon!! 15-15 ... 30-15 stay in it Illya! ... Pffft 40-15 ... 40-30 C'mon push him!!! ... Yes Deuce. Get the MP please!! ... GP#3 ... 2nd serve ... Grrrrr Holds!

5*-5 Another strong service hold please! Mathieu won't keep it up forever! ... Ah Nuts 0-15 ...15-15 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 Do Not Stuff this up!!! ... 40-30 ... Nice and easy now! ... Holds!!

6-5* Free game for Marchenko now. I should have waited could have got 1.36 now! :-( ... 15-0 ... 30-0 ...  you really would have hoped for a bit better! I have no idea what his TB record is like! I hope it's good! ... 40-0 ... Not really the confidence boost you want to give your opponent right before a TB!! A hold to Love! Mind you I have seen holds to love followed by zero service points won in TB's!!

Tie Break

Marchenko to serve 1st! Yes!
1-0** C'mon the Mini Break(s)
1-1* Ok just the one then?
1**-2 Hmm any chance of a pair of aces?
2*-2 Ok Ace this time then? Long Point???
3-2** Yess!! Now for the MB(s)???
3-3* Damn!! OK change of ends hopefully this is Illya's lucky end!
4**-3 YESSSS! Now two holds and we'll almost be there! 1.19 seems generous here!
5*-3 ACE!!! Another?
6-3** YESS another ACE 3 MP's Take the 1st!!!
GSM!

Marchenko Wins
Profit: £252.45

Barrois v Koryttseva

Koryttseva leads 2-6 6-3 5-3* when I get involved.

0-15 ... 15-15 ... 15-30 C'mon!! .. 30-30 Don't let this slip! 30-40 Take It!!! ... Yesss

GSM

Koryttseva Wins
Profit: £44.74

Bammer v Parmentier

Ok back to some backing I think!! That Laying mallarchy never suited me!

This match is currently poised at 3-6 6-3 0-0* Lumped on Bammer hoping for the early break here!

Hmm long break here? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'm getting Sleepy!

Woohoo Game On!! 0-15! ... 0-30 ... Ace! 15-30 ... Another Ace!! 30-30 ... That is cheating in my book! Any woman able to serve two consecutive aces is obviuosly cheating! ... WTF another ACE!!!! 3 in a row???? 40-30 .... and Hold!!!

0*-1 that last game was a bit odd! 3 aces from 0-30 in WTA! Has this EVER happenned before? 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 15-30 ... 30-30 ... 40-30 ... Holds

1-1* OK now for a break? ... 0-15 ... 15-15 great liquidity in this market! Bammer 1.42 to back 2.0 to lay!! ... 30-15 ... 30-30 ... 30-40 ... Take It!!! ... Pffft Deuce!! ... GP ... Holds

1*-2 I am getting a bit nervous here! Switching to Parmentier I guess it's a NERVOUS SWITCH!!!! :-) ... 15-15 ... 15-30 ... pffft 30-30 ... 30-40!!!

Well I assume it was break from there!! Getting out here at 1.25 the score is 1*-4 My daughter has broken something in her room so have to sort it out!

Right back now some how my 3 year old daughter manged to pull a picture off the wall when moving a cuddly toy!! Kids!! LOL

Anyway I see the score is now 2-4* 15*-40. Typical that I didn't take even green! My position currently is +108 Bammer +305 Parmentier. and Break!

3*-4 Just going to play with my green here and switch it all to Parmentier. ...0-15 c'mon!!! ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 Double Fault get the BP!! ... Yes BP TAKE IT!!!! Pffft Deuce! ... BP#2 This Time??? ... Nope! Deuce#2 ... BP#3 Be lucky!!! ... YESSssssss!

3-5* Parmentier to serve it out? Not worth the risk I'm Oooooooooowwwwt!!!

286.80 Bammer
340.47 Parmentier

Parmentier Wins
Profit: £340.47

That's better!

Ancic v Chardy

Another lay here! Chardy is winning 4-6 3-4* Layed 1.05 hoping for the break back from Ancic.

15-15 now 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Holds

3*-5 C'mon Mario a hold at the very least please! 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 FFS Mario! ... 40-30 ... Holds!

4-5* Now for the break please! Has to be at least a hint of a French choke surely??? ... 2nd serve .. pfft 15-0 ... 2nd .. ffs 30-0 ... 30-15 ... Choke PLEASE!!! ... 2nd .. Double Fault!! 30-30 two more of them please! ... Ah Nuts 40-30 ... :-(

GSM

Chardy Wins
Loss: -£25.00


I get the feeling that laying is not for me LOL

Makarova v Dellacqua

Slight change of tactic today after yesterdays miserable showing.

Laying Makarova as she is about to serve for the match with the score 6-3 6*-5 Hoping for the break obviously!

0-15 c'mon! ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 ... Pffft 40-30 ... GSM

Makarova Wins
Loss: -£35.00

Estudiantes v Bolivar

You know it's late and I'm in chase mode whe the football goal bets start appearing! LOL

I tried to get on at 1.89 for Over 1.5 Goals with around 50 mins gone.. However odds dropped to 1.80 and as I was adjusting my bet the 1st goal went in for a 1-0 home lead.

Decided to lump on Over 1.5 anyway at 1.23.

Chances galore followed but to no avail and I felt it may be one of those nights!!

Then after 77 mins or so wham bam thankyou Mam!! 2-0

Over 1.5 Wins
Profit: £217.70