Vicenza v Empoli

Serie B Play Out whatever the heck that is!!??? LOL

15 mins gone and Over 1.5 at 1.72 gotta have a bit of that and pray for some goals.

Hmmm Half time and still 0-0 may be about to get stuffed here. Need and early goal then may look to get out and move on.

Oh well in for a penny in for a pound. Winnings paid out on Barca B match now so having some more over 1.5's at 2.92 Dance dance dance!

Looks like I'm screwed here still 0-0 after 83 mins. Do we need some Bowie?

Ends 0-0. Oh well catch you all laters!

Xerez v Barcelona B

Okee dokey on to the footy. Can't beat a bit of Spanish second division stuff. Barcelona B are away but lead 0-2 after 50 mins so I'll have a punt on that at 1.16. thought about going for the extra goal at 1.18 but think this represents a safer bet for similar odds.

0-3 after 57 mins... that'll do nicely! 

Goal! 0-4 after 65 mins! That should be that.

Layed off at 1.01 purely to move the money on for a profit of £37.96.

Victoria Azarenka v Dominika Cibulkova

Cibulkova leads 2-6 2-4* 15-0 when I get on at 1.17. Hopefully she can close this out without too much drama.

Typical WTA ... Drama it is ... BP ... Deuce ... BP ... Deuce ... Arrgh someone at the door!

Come back to a break for 4-4*. C'mon sexy Cib.

Gonna have to leave this in the lap of the gods now as I have to go out.

Still here and we have 4*-5 C'mon the break for GSM and I can bugger off.

Back now well done sexy Cib!!!

Cibulkova wins

Profit: £36.99

Bank: £263.88

Svetlana Kuznetsova v Sara Errani

Errani won the 1st set 0-6 and took a 0-2* lead in the 2nd. Kuzzy has finally won a game to break back for 1*-2 but still hasn't held so I'm piling on at 1.29.

Typical Kuzzy now holds for the first time to make it 2-2* This is one of those times where you feel nervous that you've been duped and Kuznetsova will go on to win 0-6 6-2 6-0 lol.

FFS 40-15 to BP!... Deuce ... GP ... Holds for 2*-3. Well done Sara.

Kuzzy's turn to go from 40-15 to Deuce! Now I know Kuznetsova has never been the easiest on the eye but at least she hasn't looked scary before! Whoever is advising her needs shooting! The hair, the clothes, dear God! Anyway third deuce now. Hold for 3-3*.

Uh oh! 15-40 ... Break! 4*-3 Need the break back immediately please Sara.

5*-3 Errani not without her chances but Kuznetsova just starting to get some consistency in her play which is ominous.

Comfortable hold for 5*-4. Now we need Svetlana to feel the pressure and bring on the break
0-15 c'mon Sara ... 0-30 ... Oi Oi ... 0-40 Oi Oi Oi!!! ... Break! 5-5*

Now hold and Kuzzy's head must get messed up!

15-0 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 ... 40-30 ... this shouting is getting ridiculous lol Errani with her Wahey and Kuz with umerghhh! Holds for 5*-6. Break for GSM? Yes please!

0-15 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... 40-30 ... Deuce ... MP ... TAKE IT!!! ...

Sara Errani Wins 6-0 7-5
Profit: £49.37
Bank: £226.89