Tennis: Kateryna Bondarenko v Shuai Peng

K Bond won the first set 6-2 so thought I'd lump on at 1.44. Ok so she's not the looker in the family but still worth a punt! Plus I think she's probably the dirtier of the two. Anyway I have snuck a pic of her and her sister in for good measure :-) I'm just imagining that that is not a trophy but something else LOL

Peng to serve 1st in the 2nd set could do with a nice early break to keep the heart rate down!

0*-1 Peng held so need K Bond to keep her levels up. Holds

1-1* Now for the break? 0-15 ... 0-30 Oi Oi ... 0-40!!! ... Break!! Yay!!

2*-1 Odds quite high considering the way the match has gone @ 1.23. I'm not greening out at that I was hoping for 1.12!! I hope the greed doesn't hurt me! 0-15 ... 0-30 FFS ... 0-40 ... Break!! Bloomin women!!!

2-2* Make up for it now then you dirty minx! 0-15 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 ... 40-30 really should have won that point so many chances! ... And a hold! Not good!

2*-3 FFS here we go 0-15 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Great hold to stop the momentum!

3-3* Now for a 7th game rule break? 0-15 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 K Bond dominating the points but just not got that killer shot to end them then making errors looking for it! ... Holds

3*-4 Kateryna really deserves to be a break up this set still just hope she can have another clutch service game! 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 FFS ...  30-40 KATERYNA!!!! ... Break!! That was a shocking 4 points!!

3-5* Flippin women! Dominating the match then Boom... brain Fart!!! Let's get the break back then! 0-15 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 yes well you might look at your racquet in disgust!! ... 40-15 ... 40-30 great return! 3 more please! ... Deuce HA HA Peng!! ... Great play Bondarenko all Peng has is moonball defence ... Deuce ... SP too passive from Bond that time ... Set Peng!

Well that's tennis for you! 1 player dominates for 705 of the match yet it's all square! Does K Bond have the mental strength to come thorugh? Not sure but if she hold her 1st game I fancy her to go 3-0* up in the decider so have to stick on her for now!

Hmm Peng breaks to 15 1st game without hitting a winner! 3 UE's and a DF from Bondarenko. You can see she is trying too hard! Understandably frustrated she has not already won probably!

Anyway Fag time for me I expect it will be 3*-1 on my return! ;-)

Ah 1-2* I see still not the end of the world! I see from the stat she must have saved some BP's last game so well done! Now for the break back please!

Flippin stream has stopped working!! Aaaarrrgghh!! Got another one now! 0-15 c'mon!! ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 fight Bonda!! ... 40-30 ... Deuce nice ... BP TAKE IT!!!! ... Yes!!!

2*-2 Now HOLD! FFS Bonda when it's a put away put it AWAY!! ..0-15 ... 15-15 ... 15-30 ... 30-30 nice shot ... 40-30 take it! ... Holds!!

3-2* Now break her!!! ... 15-0 .. 15-15 ... 30-15 God this stream is so laggy! ... 30-30 get the BP!! ... 30-40 TAKE IT!!! ... BREAK!!!! JUSTICE!!!!

4*-2 Now hold FFS!!! Odds higher than when I got on after 1st set! lol ... DF 0-15 Grrrrr ... 15-15 good play ... 15-30 ... ah nuts! 15-40 Fight Kat !! ... pffft Break!

4-3* Still has advantage of serving 1st! Break then hold for GSM anyone? 0-15 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Holds.

4*-4 Don't give in now Kat!! ... 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... DF 30-30 usual stuff one good point one point a pile of turd! ... 30-40 FIGHT KATERYNA FFS!!! ... Deuce ... and turd again BP #2 ...  Deuce ... GP TAKE IT!!! ... Holdsssssss!!! Well bugger me backwards didn't expect that!!

5-4* Now for a break and GSM!! Standard WTA stuff! ;-) 15-0 ... 30-0 ... This stream died now!!! ... and back alive! ... 40-0 not good but a nice downblouse shot of K Bond! ... Holds!! WTF a hold to love serving to stay in the match??? Get a gender test on Peng!

5*-5 OK KAT relax and hold please! 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 15-30 you're not playing doubles now!! ... 30-30 ... 40-30 TAKE IT!!! ... Deuce ffs hit it with your strings that's what they're there for! GP #2 ...  Deuce getting worried now! ... BP FFS ... Deuce!!! ... c'mon Kateryna! ... BP #2 rubbish not the time for a back hand sliced drop shot! ... Break!! FFS Bondarenko that was given away!!

5-6* Now then Peng can we have a choke please? 0-15 that's it Peng thanks ... 15-15 ... bloomin stream!!! ... 15-30 ... 30-30 still no pics ... 30-40 For the love of Alona TAKE IT!!! ... Stream back but a pointt behind! Deuce ... BP #2 For the love of dirty sex TAKE IT!!! ... Yesss!!!! I knew you liked it!

Tie Break!! Bondarenko to serve 1st!

LOL No tiebreak 70k it's the Oz open!! :-) 15-0 ... 30-0 ... DF 30-15 cut that out right now! ... 30-30 lucky net chord Peng ... 30-40 pffft Bondarenko!!! ... Deuce ... BP #2 ... Break for the love of God Kat put those away when you get the chance!

6-7* OK Kateryna dirty sex for you if you break back here! Lots and lots of it :-) ... 0-15 ... 0-30 ... 15-30 oooh unlucky ... 15-40 Two dirty sex points!!! ... aaarrrgh 30-40 TAKE IT!!!! ... Deuce! she's mad at that denying her the DS! ... Lovely! DSP #3 ... Deuce shot Peng ... MP

GSM No dirty sex for you Kateryna your sister is getting it all!

Peng Wins 2-6 6-3 8-6
Loss: £39.10