Wednesday 31 March 2010

Roddick v Almagro

I never like to get in early as it makes me nervous!

However I though Roddick was way too low at 1.25 from the off but did not lay it! However when I saw 30-30 in his first service game I lumped on Almagro at 4.4,

Obviously Roddick won the next to points to hold!! :-(

And now 0-15!! I am a numbskull!!! ... 15-15 ... FFS DF for 15-30! ... 15-40 OMG ... BREAK!!

Jeez Louise!!! I don't effing believe that!!

Break back please! ...  And a hold to love for 3-0.

Finally Almagro is on the scoreboard! 3*-1

Oooh Shot!! 0-15 ... 0-30 C'mon!!! ... 15-30 ... 30-30 ... Pffft Ace for 40-30 ... Holds

Oh well at least there is a glimmer of hope for me! Maybe not in this set but you never know! Keep the faith.

Almagro Holds to 30 for 4*-2 Now would be a "most excellent" time for a break!

Hold to 15 brings up 5-2*

A hold to LOVE!!! Can he ??? Will he??? Will Roddick choke???
2nd serve .. 15-0 had the chance in that point but Roddick got lucky ... 2nd serve ... 30-0 ... 2nd serve .. FFS 40-0 ... Set Roddick!! 3 second serves to have a go at and doesn't win a point!

OK MUGro to serve 1st in the second. Please take it to a third! Odds 1.07 now!!

Ah balls! from 15-0 to 15-30 ... 30-30 Better! ... 40-30 ... Holds!

LOL overhead into the net from Roddick gives 0-15 ... DF !!! 0-30 C'mon!!! ... 15-30 ... Eh??? looked out from Roddick!! FFS 30-30 Lucky Git!!! ... 30-40 TAKE IT!!!! ... 2nd serve .. Pffft Deuce ... BP#2 THIS TIME PLEEEEEAAAASSSSE!! ... FFS Roddick gets away with a net chord just landing in this time! Deuce #2 ... GP :-( ... Holds! Roddick is one lucky son of a ....

Almagro holds to 30 for 1*-2. I hope he can win this set!!

0-15 great running ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... Ah FFS wide open court and smashes it long! 40-15 ... 40-30 better but should have been BP now! ... Rubbish again HOLDS for 2-2

30-0 .. FFS lucky Roddick again! Net chord just falling the right side of the net for him! 30-15 ... 30-30 .. Uh oh! .. FFS Al MUG ro 30-40! ... Phew!!! Thought he'd smashed that wide then! Deuce! ... GP Take It! ... Deuce well played Andy ... FFS into the net! BP#2 ... Ah Nuts BREAK!!! 3*-2 Roddick

Hold to love for 4-2* Any hope? 1.01 traded so probably not! But you NEVER know!

Oh sure now he throws in a love hold! 4*-3 Break coming? C'mon burn thse fat fingers backing 1.01.

Hold to love from Roddick 5-3* Gotta hold now and hope Roddick chokes.

FFS from 15-0 to 15-40 Sooooo many UE's!!!! ... 30-40 ... Deuce great second serve!! ... GP Take it!! ... Ah FFS Deuce#2 ... Shot! GP#2 this time? ... Deuce #3 ... WTF is this crap?? MP#3 ... Saved! Deuce#4 ... Lucky git Roddick! MP#4 ...

Well the last point summed it up really! Unforced Error from Almagro when loads of court to hit!

Roddick wins
Loss: -£599.00

Henin v Wozniacki

Well Easter is almost upon us so I have got a few days off for a change! Thursday to Monday inclusive I'll have you know.

March has been terrible for getting on here and betting I'm afraid but at least it's GREEN.

Anyway back to betting I got on Henin when leading 3*-2 in the first set. Terrible time to get on anyone really and as you would expect no sooner was I on than Woz broke back for 3-3*

They both held their next couple of service games for 5-5*

FFS Woz! Broken when so close to a free game or TB!

LOL Henin!! Woz has broken back a tie break it is then ....
Woz to serve first ... prob be a DF!!
0**-1 Oooh er!!
0*-2 Get in!! MB Caroline and another?
1-2** Nope! What chance two holds now? Not a lot I fear
2-2* Pffffft was that self prophecising do you think?
2**-3 Now for 2 MB please
2*-4 Yessss and another?
2-5** GTF In!! Please Hold!!
Actually don't care I'm bailing here!

Even green £99 on both











I notice there have been some rather juvenile posters on the blog while I've been away!!

Just for the record .... I'm not a Nazi , not Scotch (though how anyone can be a drink puzzles me) and I am not up for a threesome with Cheryl Cole and a 12 year old pre pubescent halfwit!!

Henin Wins
Profit: £99.71

I think that Protennis must have their stats wrong! How can Woz be only 2 lbs heavier than Henin????

Wednesday 24 March 2010

Georges v Morita

I think I may be going stir crazy or something cos here we go again! No rhyme or reason for this bet just fancy it!!

Lumping on Georges as she leads 7-6 3*-3 0-0

Just hope she can hold here!! FFs 0-15 ... 15-15 ... Double bloomin Fault 15-30! ... 15-40!!!!! WTF am I doing??? 30-40 c'mon Georges fight!! ... Deuce!! Good girl ... Ah bow locks! Another Double Fault! BP#3 ... LOL followed with an ACE on 2nd serve to save it!!! ... Another ACE GP!!! TAKE IT!!! ... HOLD!!!!

4-3* Now can we have the old missed BP's followed by a break please oh Tennis Gods? Can't believe the odds ! Only gone down to 1.40 after that hold!! 15-0 ... C'mon Julia got to get at her! ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Damn easy hold!

4*-4 C'mon Georges Nice and easy please! 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 15-30 ... 30-30 Important point here! Yes ACE 40-30 Take It!! ... Holds!

5-4* Got to be a break for GSM!!! 2nd serve .. 0-15 ... 0-30!! Dare I say Oi! Oi!??? ... 2nd serve .. Me and My big mouth ! 15-30 ... 30-30 still just 2 points away! ... 2nd serve .. 30-40!!! TAKE IT!!!!!!! Pffft Deuce ... MP#2 ... 2nd serve .. YESS!!!

GSM












Georges Wins
Profit: £473.92

Mathieu v Marchenko

Marchenko is leading 6-3 3*-3 40-15 when I get involved hoping he can win this game at least!

FFS 40-30 ... Deuce!!! Woe is me!!! ... I do not believe this!! BP!!! ... Saved with an Ace! Deuce#2 ... Ah nuts!! BP#2 ... Deuce #3 ... GP#3 Take It!!! Pffft Deuce#4 ... ACE brings GP#4 This time? ... FFS Double Fault! ... 5th time lucky????? .... Yes!!!!

4-3* Now I can explain my bet before I was so rudely interupted by muppetry!! I have gone for Marchenko mostly because I feel Mathieu is a spent force in tennis nowadays. He is on the fast slide out of the game. Just my opinion and I hope he doesn't prove me wrong tonight!

A Break now would be grrrrrreat!!! ... 15-0 ... 30-0 ... c'mon gotta do better than this!! ... 30-15 better now 3 more please! ... 40-15 ... 40-30 ... c'mon a bit more pressure ... Darn Holds!

4*-4 Easy hold this time then please Illya. 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 40-0 ... Hold to Love !! Sweet!

5-4* Break for GSM anyone ?? AS ever .... YES PLEASE! ... 0-15 c'mon!! 15-15 ... 30-15 stay in it Illya! ... Pffft 40-15 ... 40-30 C'mon push him!!! ... Yes Deuce. Get the MP please!! ... GP#3 ... 2nd serve ... Grrrrr Holds!

5*-5 Another strong service hold please! Mathieu won't keep it up forever! ... Ah Nuts 0-15 ...15-15 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 Do Not Stuff this up!!! ... 40-30 ... Nice and easy now! ... Holds!!

6-5* Free game for Marchenko now. I should have waited could have got 1.36 now! :-( ... 15-0 ... 30-0 ...  you really would have hoped for a bit better! I have no idea what his TB record is like! I hope it's good! ... 40-0 ... Not really the confidence boost you want to give your opponent right before a TB!! A hold to Love! Mind you I have seen holds to love followed by zero service points won in TB's!!

Tie Break

Marchenko to serve 1st! Yes!
1-0** C'mon the Mini Break(s)
1-1* Ok just the one then?
1**-2 Hmm any chance of a pair of aces?
2*-2 Ok Ace this time then? Long Point???
3-2** Yess!! Now for the MB(s)???
3-3* Damn!! OK change of ends hopefully this is Illya's lucky end!
4**-3 YESSSS! Now two holds and we'll almost be there! 1.19 seems generous here!
5*-3 ACE!!! Another?
6-3** YESS another ACE 3 MP's Take the 1st!!!
GSM!











Marchenko Wins
Profit: £252.45

Barrois v Koryttseva

Koryttseva leads 2-6 6-3 5-3* when I get involved.

0-15 ... 15-15 ... 15-30 C'mon!! .. 30-30 Don't let this slip! 30-40 Take It!!! ... Yesss

GSM










Koryttseva Wins
Profit: £44.74

Bammer v Parmentier

Ok back to some backing I think!! That Laying mallarchy never suited me!

This match is currently poised at 3-6 6-3 0-0* Lumped on Bammer hoping for the early break here!

Hmm long break here? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'm getting Sleepy!

Woohoo Game On!! 0-15! ... 0-30 ... Ace! 15-30 ... Another Ace!! 30-30 ... That is cheating in my book! Any woman able to serve two consecutive aces is obviuosly cheating! ... WTF another ACE!!!! 3 in a row???? 40-30 .... and Hold!!!

0*-1 that last game was a bit odd! 3 aces from 0-30 in WTA! Has this EVER happenned before? 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 15-30 ... 30-30 ... 40-30 ... Holds

1-1* OK now for a break? ... 0-15 ... 15-15 great liquidity in this market! Bammer 1.42 to back 2.0 to lay!! ... 30-15 ... 30-30 ... 30-40 ... Take It!!! ... Pffft Deuce!! ... GP ... Holds

1*-2 I am getting a bit nervous here! Switching to Parmentier I guess it's a NERVOUS SWITCH!!!! :-) ... 15-15 ... 15-30 ... pffft 30-30 ... 30-40!!!

Well I assume it was break from there!! Getting out here at 1.25 the score is 1*-4 My daughter has broken something in her room so have to sort it out!

Right back now some how my 3 year old daughter manged to pull a picture off the wall when moving a cuddly toy!! Kids!! LOL

Anyway I see the score is now 2-4* 15*-40. Typical that I didn't take even green! My position currently is +108 Bammer +305 Parmentier. and Break!

3*-4 Just going to play with my green here and switch it all to Parmentier. ...0-15 c'mon!!! ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 Double Fault get the BP!! ... Yes BP TAKE IT!!!! Pffft Deuce! ... BP#2 This Time??? ... Nope! Deuce#2 ... BP#3 Be lucky!!! ... YESSssssss!

3-5* Parmentier to serve it out? Not worth the risk I'm Oooooooooowwwwt!!!

286.80 Bammer
340.47 Parmentier











Parmentier Wins
Profit: £340.47

That's better!

Ancic v Chardy

Another lay here! Chardy is winning 4-6 3-4* Layed 1.05 hoping for the break back from Ancic.

15-15 now 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Holds

3*-5 C'mon Mario a hold at the very least please! 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 FFS Mario! ... 40-30 ... Holds!

4-5* Now for the break please! Has to be at least a hint of a French choke surely??? ... 2nd serve .. pfft 15-0 ... 2nd .. ffs 30-0 ... 30-15 ... Choke PLEASE!!! ... 2nd .. Double Fault!! 30-30 two more of them please! ... Ah Nuts 40-30 ... :-(

GSM

Chardy Wins
Loss: -£25.00


I get the feeling that laying is not for me LOL

Makarova v Dellacqua

Slight change of tactic today after yesterdays miserable showing.

Laying Makarova as she is about to serve for the match with the score 6-3 6*-5 Hoping for the break obviously!

0-15 c'mon! ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 ... Pffft 40-30 ... GSM

Makarova Wins
Loss: -£35.00

Estudiantes v Bolivar

You know it's late and I'm in chase mode whe the football goal bets start appearing! LOL

I tried to get on at 1.89 for Over 1.5 Goals with around 50 mins gone.. However odds dropped to 1.80 and as I was adjusting my bet the 1st goal went in for a 1-0 home lead.

Decided to lump on Over 1.5 anyway at 1.23.

Chances galore followed but to no avail and I felt it may be one of those nights!!

Then after 77 mins or so wham bam thankyou Mam!! 2-0











Over 1.5 Wins
Profit: £217.70

Tuesday 23 March 2010

Safarova v Kanepi

Maybe it's the meal sitting heavy on the stomach or the beer and wine I had to accompany it, I'm not sure! However, Ive gone all in on Kanepi when the score is 6-7 6-4 0-1* with Kanepi looking to consolidate a break!

0-15 Here we go!! ... 15-15 .... 15-30 ... 30-30 ... 40-30 C'mon!!! ... FFS Deuce! ... OMG Break Point!! ... And surprise surprise ... BREAK!!

1*-1 C'mon the rebreak please! ... 15-0 takes the odds from 1.70 to 1.35 :-o ... 30-0 ... 30-15 .. 30-30 ... Need this point please! ... Ah Nuts 40-30 ... Holds with an ace! :-(

2-1* Need to stay with her here please KK. Ah FFS 0-15 ... 0-30 ... 0-40 Woe is MEEEEE!!!! ... Break!

3*-1 Any chance of winning a game since I backed her? 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 ... C'mon Fight Kaia!!! ... 30-40 TAKE IT!!! ... YESSSS!!!

3-2* Now hold for Pete's sake! Who is Pete anyway? I have no idea ... Answers on a postcard please :-) 0-15 not again surely? Just one hold this set at least please! 0-30 deary deary me! ... Wow 1.16!!! LOL they knew 1.11 at 0-40 ...  I think Kaia must be serving with a badminton racquet! Break to Love!

4*-2 Hmm 2 breaks out of 3 service games this set for Saf yet people backing her at 1.09? I'm obviously fecked!! ... 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Holds :-(

5-2* Break for GSM anyone? Probably but we live in hope! 1.03 now means most people think it's all over I guess! Kaia to hold twice in a row either side of a break to have any chance!!! Yep 1.03 is probably generous! LOL ... Ooops 15-15 already ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... 40-30 ... FFS  Deuce ... GP#3 Take it!!! ... Pffft Deuce#2 ... GP#4 This time? ... Yes A Hold!! That's right a HOLD for Kanepi!!!

5*-3 Now can she break her here and get the market fretting a tad? ... 15-0 :-( Not the start I wanted! ... 2nd serve ..  30-0 ... At least put some pressure on!! ... 2nd serve .. Jeez 40-0 ... 2nd serve .. GSM!!

Terrible bet followed by an equally terrible performance from Kanepi!

Safarova Wins
Loss: -£985.00

Good day this!!

Coin v Martic

Coin leads 7-5 6-6 when I get in at the start of the TB. Coin to serve first should probably wait till after this point but 1.49 seems like value to me!!!

0-1** Oh FFS great start!! Break back please!
0-2* This one then!!!
0**-3 This is not a good TB so far. Need both points here or it may be heading quickly to a 3rd set!
0*-4 OMG what is this nonsense??? A point at least?
0-5** FFS Nothing more to say I guess!
1-5* Fightback? I'll not hold my breath! :-(
1**-6 Hmmm ....
SET !!! WHat a muppet!!

Ok Got some work to do here I guess. Probaly play the old lay the server switcherooni if liquidity allows! Martic to serve 1st so I'll hold my position.... for now!

0-15 c'mon a nice early break would be pleasing ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15... Holds!!

0*-1 Staying with Coin please don't make me regret it Julie! 0-15! ... 0-30 ... God this SB is sooo slow! ... 15-30 ... OMG 15-40!! Coin won 3 out of last 17 points :-( ... 30-40 ... BREAK!!!

NOTE TO SELF: If you are going to do the old lay the server switcherooni ..... DO IT!!!!

 0-2* Break back then Julie I have faith in your awesome abilities ;-) 0-15 ... this is it then? ... 15-15 ... 15-30 c'mon! ... 30-30 ... Ah Crap 40-30 ... Holds!

0*-3 Now or never Julie! I can't see her coming back from 4-0 down!!! If she keep it to one break anything can happen! 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 Take It!!! ... FFS Double Fault 40-30 ... Woo Hoo a Hold!

1-3* Cpme on the break now then please Coin!! 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... 40-30 C'mon Fight!!! ... Holds :-(

1*-4 Crunch time again! A hold and we will maybe get a chance to test Matrtic's Mettle! A break and it's Over and out!!

I'm taking the Mrs out for dinner tonight so I do hope it's a win or it might put me right off my food!

15-0 Wow just noticed it's 1.11 :-o Bit low for 1 break up in a 3rd! ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... FFS 30-30 and 1.07!!! ... Burn those fat fingers please Julie! 40-30 TAKE IT!!! ... Holds!! Yes!!!

2-4* Now then put some bloomin pressure on her this time! 0-15 c'mon 3 more!! ... 15-15 ... 30-15 flippin useless! .. 30-30 COME ON GET A BP!!!! ... Pfffft 40-30 ... Holds :-(

2*-5 Probably a break for GSM! Oh well I accept my fate I guess. All things come to an end! 15-0 ... 30-0 .. 40-0 ... A Hold to .... LOVE !!!!

3-5* Now then broken serving for th match? Yes please!!!! 0-15!!! I believe!!! ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 flippin useless!!! GSM

Martic Wins
Loss: -£1,284.73

Oh well I'll console myself with a nice big juicy steak!!! Catch you laters good luck and happy punting!

Monday 22 March 2010

Delgado v Gil

Delgado leads 6-3 2-1* when I decide to take a gamble on Delgado.

0-15 here we go again points in right direction but only £471 matched :-( ... 0-30 ... 0-40 ... Break!!!
Woe is me and the lack of liquidity!!!

3*-1 Green out put up at 1.04 ... 15-0 ... 30-0 ... All green £78 on each. Delgado holds to 15.











4-1* Blimey 15-40 ... Back to deuce! ... GP ... Deuce ... GP ... Deuce ... BP ... Deuce ... This may take a while and I really don't care!!! ... GP ... Holds

4*-2
5-2* MP ... Deuce ... GP ... Deuce ... GP ... Hold.
5*-3 May be worth a cheeky lay here? Perhaps not 30-0 LOL ... 40-0 ...

GSM

Delgado Wins
Profit: £78.00

Vandeweghe v Camerin

Vandeweghe leads 6-1 4-3* and I fancy a break so try to get on at 1.30.

0-15 c'mon damn only 493 matched :-( ... 0-30 ... 15-30 I hate it when I'm not all matched as I'm not sure which way I want to cheer!! ... 30-30 ... 30-40 Take It!!! Or not??? LOL ... Break!!!

5*-3 Coco to serve it out? Why not!! ... 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 40-0 ...

GSM











Vandeweghe Wins
Profit: £141.54

Young v Ginepri

Young leads 6-2 4-1* when I get involved at a very skinny 1.06.

Seem like it's slim pickings tonight. Just hope Donald doesn't get caught with his pants down!!

Ooh 15-40 c'mon Donald!!! ... 30-40 ... Break!!!

FFS Ginepri breaks back to love!! Is this WTA?

Oh well break for GSM then please! ... 0-15... 15-15... 30-15...  don't make this a nailbiting finish please!... 40-15...  Holds!

5*-3 OK Donald don't Duck it up please! ... 15-0... c'mon!!!... 30-0... 40-0... GSM!!!











Young Wins
Profit: £57.78

Dellacqua v Perry

Dellacqua lead 7-5 5-7 5-3* when I tried to get on. Unfortunately I didn't get it all matched as poor liquidity.

Nevermind though. A win is a win!

Anyway Dellacqua broke for GSM












Dellacqua wins
Profit: £7.40

Sunday 21 March 2010

Jankovic v Wozniacki

This may be one of those games where I regret being late!

Really fancied JJ in this when I had a look this afternoon and felt the odds were the wrong way round or that a lay of Woz 2-0 was certainly in order.

I came in just as JJ held for a 4-0* lead in the 1st set and rather rashly I rushed straight in with thoughts of what I'd missed on my mind.

As I have typed this Woz has held to love I think for 4*-1.

Come on Jelena close this set out nice and easily please.

Hmmm 0-15 ... My betplacement may have just been on the brink of a momentum change here! ... Hope not though 15-15 ... 15-30 ... 15-40!!! Oh wait a challenge ... Challenge is good still 15-30 ... FFS now it's 15-40!!! ... BREAK!!!

4-2* Come on Jelena break back now please. 0-15 c'mon ... 0-30 ... 0-40 TAKE the 1st!!! ... Break Super stuff :-)

5*-2 Serve it out now please JJ. No Fecking about!!! 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 c'mon JJ I said no clowning around! ... 40-30 Take it please ... pffft Deuce ... SP#2 this time? ... Nope Deuce#2 ... Oh Lordy Lordy BP! ... Deuce ... Better serve SP#3 third time lucky??? YES SET Jankovic

LOL I can lay off at 1.45 a whole tick lower than I got on at! Woz to serve 1st in the second set though so have to hope for a break straight off!

0-15 c'mon JJ you can do it!! ... 0-30 ... 0-40 brilliant from Jankovic :-) ... 15-40 don't let her back in this game! ... BREAK!!!

1*-0 Now consolidate it please!!! 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ...Holds!!

2-0* Another break anyone? Yes please :-) ... 15-0 ... 15-15 great shot ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... 40-30 Great return JJ ... Hold

2*-1 OK Jelena nice strong hold please ... 15-0 ... 15-15 ... Woz seems a bit more pumped up after her chat with her coach at last change over! ... 15-30 uh oh! ... 30-30 Good scrambling ... 40-30 Take it!! ... Holds. Clutch service game lol!

3-1* Now for the double break? ... Great hands!!! 0-15 ... 15-15 good point ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Hold.

3*-2 OK Jelena need to keep the service games going here! 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 some great tennis from both there ... 40-15 right on the line!! 40-30 Take it JJ ... Holds!!

4-2* Got to be a break here!! Well not got to be but it would be nice ;-) ... Double Fault is a good start! 0-15 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Holds!!

4*-3 Market is laying Jankovic in anticipation of a break here! They may be right but I don't think I'd be getting much value laying out now! In Jankovic we trust! (Gulp!!!) ... 15-0 ... 30-0 ... Keep it up JJ ... FFS DF 30-15 ... 30-30 do not tighten up JJ .... BREATHE!!!! ... 40-30 Take it!! ... HOLD!!

5-3* Break for GSM anyone? And a side order of double faults please :-) ... Good Point 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... WTF? An ACE??? 40-15 ... Holds.

5*-4 Jelena to serve it out? 1.14 is low enough for me not to risk the break thankyou. especially as it was 1.21 at last change over! All GREEN!!!!











Jankovic Wins
Profit: £436.16

Friday 19 March 2010

Jankovic v Stosur

Jankovic won the first set 6-2 and I decided to lump on at the start of the second with Stosur to serve first odds were 1.16.

0-15 ... this would be a nice start ... 0-30 c'mon ... 0-40 couldn't have hoped for better!! ... 15-40 take it!! ... BREAK!!!

1*-0 Now consolidate it please. 15-0 ... 30-0 ... that's it nice and easy please ... oops 30-15 ... 30-30 !!!! ... 40-30 ... Double Fault Deuce!! ... GP take it!!! ... FFS Deuce #2 ... GP#3 Third time lucky?? ... Nope :-( Deuce#3 ... OMG BP!!! FFS Break!

1-1* That does not bode well! I do hope it doesn't cause a momentum shift as JJ is such a confidence player. Need a re=break immediately please I don't like being a game behind on serve with WTA! ... 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 40-0 Oh My it seems that may have been the switch!! ... Hold to Love!

1*-2 Hold Please JJ!!! ... 15-0 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Holds good service game that one.

2-2* Now the break please Jelena my lovely ... 0-15 nice point JJ ... 0-30 c'mon ... 15-30 ... DF brings 15-40 Take the first one!! ... Break!!!

3*-2 Now hold this time please Jelena ... Hmmm JJ stretching her legs off ... 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 not again please JJ!!! ... 40-30 TAKE IT!!! ... HOLDS!!! Yesssss

4-2* Now for a double break? Yes Please :-)  15-0 good point from Stosur ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Holds. Gonna have to do it the hard way!

4*-3 C'mon the hold please.  Uh oh Trainer for JJ!! Stream gone now... It's a conspiracy!! New stream and 30-0 c'mon JJ ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... Hold!

5-3* Break for GSM? I do hope so! 0-15 great shot JJ ... 15-15 ... 15-30mC'mon ... 30-30 ... 30-40 TAKE IT!!!! ... Pffft Deuce ... GP ... Hold :-(

5*-4 Jelena to serve it out. It really should be a lay situation here! However 1.06 is too high imho so I hope I don't get taught a lesson here. 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 30-15 ... 30-30 OMG do not stuff this up JJ!!! ,,, FFS 30-40 ... Hold JJ!!! .... Good girl Deuce! ... Oh dear BP#2 ... Phew Deuce #2 ... MP#2 This one please Jelena ... YESSSSSSS!!!

GSM!!!










Jankovic Wins
Profit: £215.64

Martinez Sanchez v Stosur

Stosur leads 6-3 5-5* when I get in at 1.30 after fighting back from 1-4 down this set need a break now please.

0-15 c'mon ... 15-15 ... 30-15 pfft 30-30 give me a BP ... 40-30 :-( ... Deuce c'mon!!! ... GP Ace!! :o ... Holds.

5*-6 Free game for MJMS now. C'mon Sam strong hold required please! ... 15-0 ... 30-0 ... 40-0 that's it Sam ... Hold to love!

Tie Break time!

0**-1 Need two holds please
0*-2 FFS Sam!! Where have the 1st serves gone?
1-2** Two breaks then please.
2-2* There's one ... now another please!
3**-2 Get in!! Now Hold them both please!
4*-2 One more hold please.
4-3** FFS a double Fault! Now a double break to make up for it then?
5-3* Yess and another please!
6**-3 TAKE IT!!!!
6*-4 This one then!!!!
6-5** FFSSSSSSSS Break for GSM then please!
6-6* No effing way Sam you plonker c'mon the next two points please!
6**-7 Holy Crap Why did I not green out @1.02 :-(
7*-7 C'mon ace please!
8-7** This time for fsssss SAKE!!!

GET INNNNN!!!
GSM











Stosur Wins
Profit: £314.22

Thursday 18 March 2010

Monaco v Ljubicic

I decided to get on when Ljubic was leading 4-6 6-2 4-1* odds were 1.10.

Hoping for a break here to make it nice and easy.

0-15 ... 15-15 ... 15-30 C'mon my folically challenged friend!! 15-40 Take it!!! .... BREAK :-)

5*-1 That should be that! He says ....

GSM! And on another plus point at least this post will knock the photo of Anon's girlfriend off the front page     :-)



Just in case people wondered about the withdrawal last night.

















Ljubicic Wins
Profit: £95.60

Wednesday 17 March 2010

Ljubicic v Djokovic

Decided that Ljubicic was way too high when leading 7-5 3-2* so decided to follow Rev in and lump on.

Ljubo duly went to 0-40 but I had already bailed out at 0-30. Better safe than sorry. Anyway Ljubo broke so I then evened the green at 1.20 for £477 on both.

As for the doubters please refer to the chat as all my bets have been posted on there as I have placed them so are date and time stamped! I guess that's why you have turned to attacking the pictures I have on the blog! So this one is just for you! It's your standard :-)











Ljubicic Wins
Profit: £477.56

Radwanska v Dementieva

Radwanska leads 6-4 4*-2 30-0 when I get on at 1.12. Very low I know but hope she comes through.

OMG 30-30 now!! Do not stuff this up!! ... 40-30 c'mon Rad! ... Deuce :-( ... GP this time please Aggie ... FFS Deuce #2 ... BP!!!!! Fight damn you ... 2nds serve :-( ... Deuce#3 phew thought the break was inbound there! May still be but I live in hope of a hold! ... GP#2 TAKE IT!!! ... Yesssss !!! Clutch erving LOL.

5-2* Break for GSM would be very sweet after saving a BP ;-)

15-0 ... 15-15 c'mon let's get the break here! 30-15 ... 30-30 just 2 more! ... 2nd serve ... MATCH POINT - Take it!!! ... pfffft Deuce ... GP ... Hold! Darn :-(

5*-3 Got to serve it out now then!!! I believe!!! ... 15-0 C'mon nice and easy please ... 30-0 two points just two more points ... 40-0 3 MP's take the 1st please! ...

GSM











Radwanska Wins
Profit: £179.06

Martinez Sanchez v Wickmayer

Not been following this match as got in not long ago. Lost £50 on Roddick so thought I ought to have another punt!

MJMS won the first set 6-4 and the score was 3*-3 Adv in the second when I lumped on at 1.62. MJMS duly held for m then went on to break for a 4*-3 lead. That was enough for me to greeen out on both for £368.97.

I can go to bed now :-)












5-3* after a hold!
5*-4 MJMS to serve it out? Probably worth a lay but I'll abstain I think!

Damn 0-15! ... Glad I did abstain now ... MP! GSM

MJMS Wins
Profit: £368.97

Roddick v De Bakker

CALLING ANON!!!!!

Here you go mate a loss for ya!!!

Came in from a nice evening out to find Roddick at 1.04 with the scre at 6-3 3-3* so thought I'd throw in a cheeky lay for a grand (£40 liability)

Great timing as Roddick broke next game and then held easy for a 5-3* lead threw in a £10 bet on De Bakker at 200 hoping for a miracle. Unfortunately despite De Bakker holding easy Roddick served it out.

Roddick Wins
Loss: £50.00

Monday 15 March 2010

Liverpool v Portsmouth

I know I shouldn't have but heart rules head I'm afraid!!!!

All in Liverpool after 24 mins when it's still 0-0 :-o

Come on you Red Men!!!

GET IN!!!!!!

Suspended!!

FFS I can't keep up!!! LOL










3-0 !!! Come on the Mighty Reds!!

Liverpool Win ...  Yes I'll say it again.... LIVERPOOL WIN!!!!! :-)
Profit: £469.15

Sunday 14 March 2010

Monfils v Greul

Last time I looked Monfils was at 1.04 early in the 2nd set!!!

Now I have lumped on Greul at 1.42 with him leading 3-0* in the 3rd set.

C'mon the break please!!!
0-15 c'mon ... 15-15 ... 15-30 ... Believe ... 30-30 .... pfft 40-30 ... Deuce c'mon get a BP!!! ... Adv :-( ... Deuce ... Adv ... Holds Damn!!

1-3* C'mon Greul nice love service game please! 0-15 FFS Don't do this to me! 15-15 c'mon the hold ... 30-15 two more points please ... 40-15 one more ... And Hold thankyou :-)

1*-4 Right about now would be a great time for another break please!!! 0-15 Come ON!!!! ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... 40-30 DF! c'mon FIGHT ... Holds.

2-4* I am getting very nervous that the customary German choke may be imminent but I'll hold my postion a little longer! FFS DF 0-15 ... 15-15 ... 30-15 ... 40-15 ... come on nice and easy please!!! ... 40-30 Don't stuff this up! ... Holds.

2*-5 Now then Break for GSM anyone? ... Ooh YES PLEASE sir!! :-)  0-15 C'mon!!! ... 0-30 Two MORE!!! ... 15-30 ... 30-30 pffft ... 40-30 what a waste of a chance! ... Holds

3-5* Got to get out here I'm afraid not risking it when in a 3rd set.

£295.85 Greul
£328.44 Monfils

Typical Greul serves it out comfortably! Oh well!!










Greul Wins
Profit: £295.85

Karlovic v Almagro

Ok so Almagro won the 1st set 7-5 and we have a tie break in the second.

I waited till Almagro led 4-3** before lumping on at 1.36.

Karlovic typically is having a great TB for a change and held his two serves for 4**-5

C'mon Almagro don't let me down!!!

5*-5 C'mon

6-5** TAKE IT!!!!!

YESSSS!!!! STick that up your pipe and smoke it anon!!! Bet placed and stated on the chat for real time reference if you need it!!!










Almagro Wins
Profit: £373.29

Happy Mothers Day

I hope you all treated your mother's and the mother's of your children well today! Although Rev informs me that Mothers Day is in May in Belgium so giving your other half flowers this morning may have led to suspicions you are having an affair and ridden with guilt! Be careful it's a minefield out there.

Anyway not been on for a while but will probably have a punt or teo this evening if the opportunity arises. Many thanks for all the positive comments. ALL feedback is welcome and always will remain uncensored.

I've not even really been taking note of results for the last copuple of weeks so I will have to take it steady tonaight and avoid rushing in to something.

Good luck and Happy Punting.

Monday 1 March 2010

FAO the Anonymous Keyboard Warrior!












Now that I am home and can actually do a screen shot for you (though why I have bothered I really don't know!) here it is ..... PROOF as you call it.

This is by no means proof of any sort and as with any blog there has to be an element of trust between blogger and reader.

As you insist in your messages (or as I suspect there are a few anons doing it) that I have an agenda and want to sell a system or con people out of money with some scam or syndicate then that element of trust has evidentally eroded.

I did the blog for fun, nothing more. Perhaps the odd few pence from google ads as an experiment to see what you could earn, but no more.

The bombardment of messages I get every time I post now is certainly not fun!

I will keep the blog running and post up my thoughts on matches and my ups and downs as I trade on them. But I will not update my figures any more. It is obvious that some people out there in the blogosphere either just can't stand to see others winning or that they are so poor at gambling themselves that they don't believe it can be done.

I have no system I'm just a mug punter like everyone else. I've just learnt the hard way (hence my nickname) to read markets a little more than most.

For those that have bothered to name themselves and are on the whole a good bunch I will still be around as often as possible to chat as there are some great characters on here.

For those who wish to snipe and remain anonymous ...... JOG ON!!!     :-)

Good Luck and Happy Punting!

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